LET'S START OFF WITH A FIC FROM MY NEWEST OBSESSION SHALL WE?!
Naruto
(BECAUSE FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS FANDOM)
The author didn't mention it but this fic is kind of (read: totally) a crack fic.
Team Seven's Hit List, a naruto fanfic | FanFiction
"You're at the top of our hit list, did you know?" Naruto says cheerfully.
"That means we're going to keep you alive for a very, very long time," Kakashi adds. "And we're going to enjoy it."
"How many genjutsu would be enough?" Sasuke asks.
Rating: T