Fandom: NARUTO
Pairing(s): NONE.
Rating: K+
Warning(s): FLUFF
Title: To Be Cared For
Author: Jedi Honor Bound Ninja
Summary: Naruto doesn't often get sick, but when he does he knows his routine: hunker down and be miserable. But this time around maybe he can finally have a taste of what others normally have.
P213
Fandom: NARUTO (duh)
Pairing(s): NONE.
Rating: T
Warning(s): NONE.
Title: Sightless Eyes
Author: MisteryMaiden
Summary: Kyuubi has been able to heal almost every wound that Naruto has ever received, but even the all-powerful demon can't heal everything.
(Naruto is a freaking badass)
(i'm fucking lovin' it)
Pairing(s): NONE.
Rating: T
Warning(s): NONE.
Title: Sightless Eyes
Author: MisteryMaiden
Summary: Kyuubi has been able to heal almost every wound that Naruto has ever received, but even the all-powerful demon can't heal everything.
(Naruto is a freaking badass)
(i'm fucking lovin' it)
P212
So. I noticed that a LOT of people seem to ship Zabuza and Naruto with each other and I don't get it.
Like, what.
How even. All they had was a brief stint in a forest and at some bridge and that's it. Zabuza didn't even stay alive for long afterwards (sure he got reincarnated later by Kabuto-bitch but THAT DOESN'T COUNT).
(Also his sword looks stupid in my opinion)
Like, what.
How even. All they had was a brief stint in a forest and at some bridge and that's it. Zabuza didn't even stay alive for long afterwards (sure he got reincarnated later by Kabuto-bitch but THAT DOESN'T COUNT).
(Also his sword looks stupid in my opinion)
P211
Fandom: NARUTO
Pairing(s): NONE.
Rating: K+
Warning(s): NONE. (Can be a bit of a feels trip)
Title: Perspective
Author Uchiki na Kage
Summary: A one shot collection: Kakashi and the others discover some things that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
(I cried)
Pairing(s): NONE.
Rating: K+
Warning(s): NONE. (Can be a bit of a feels trip)
Title: Perspective
Author Uchiki na Kage
Summary: A one shot collection: Kakashi and the others discover some things that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
(I cried)
P210
Going through some AMVs and found ones about the deaths of the anime characters I actually give a fuck about and 😫
Why did you have to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???
Why did you have to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???
P209
24 hours ago I told myself that I'm gonna' finish all of my homework today...I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED 😱
P208
HOLY SHIT THE PERFUME'S LIKE HELLA' EXPENSIVE HOLY-!!
I got curious because I've never really used perfume before so I'm clueless when it comes to what is what and all that so I looked up what my godfather? uncle? (idk) gave me and holy crap. I'm sorry but $59 just for a perfume is hella' expensive for me ok?? Convert that into Philippine Peso and it's ₱2,922.85.
Holy shit.
I take back what I said about it smelling like scented candles.
I got curious because I've never really used perfume before so I'm clueless when it comes to what is what and all that so I looked up what my godfather? uncle? (idk) gave me and holy crap. I'm sorry but $59 just for a perfume is hella' expensive for me ok?? Convert that into Philippine Peso and it's ₱2,922.85.
Holy shit.
I take back what I said about it smelling like scented candles.
P207
So.
I was watching H.C.Brown's What's in My Pencil Case? video when a webcomic called Starfighter was mentioned and I got curious 'cuz it looked like it's gonna' be BL (hint: it is) so I looked it up and I was on like, page 19 of the first chapter when fREAKING CAIN (WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING) started jacking off. I was like 😦
Cain...what the fuck.
(btw while I was in the middle of typing this post I got interrupted by one of our helpers. Apparently, Mom was looking for me because my godfather? uncle? was looking for me and yeahhh)
(I've never met 'im before and I don't know his name so it was kinda' awkward...also he gave me perfume and ehhhhh I don't really like the smell of stereotypical scented candle sooo)
(I guess I was kinda' rude 'cuz I just took the bag and stayed there for like, a couple of seconds then bailed 😂)
I was watching H.C.Brown's What's in My Pencil Case? video when a webcomic called Starfighter was mentioned and I got curious 'cuz it looked like it's gonna' be BL (hint: it is) so I looked it up and I was on like, page 19 of the first chapter when fREAKING CAIN (WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING) started jacking off. I was like 😦
Cain...what the fuck.
(btw while I was in the middle of typing this post I got interrupted by one of our helpers. Apparently, Mom was looking for me because my godfather? uncle? was looking for me and yeahhh)
(I've never met 'im before and I don't know his name so it was kinda' awkward...also he gave me perfume and ehhhhh I don't really like the smell of stereotypical scented candle sooo)
(I guess I was kinda' rude 'cuz I just took the bag and stayed there for like, a couple of seconds then bailed 😂)
P206
Fandom: BLEACH
Pairing(s): A LOT 😆
Rating: M
Warning(s): Smut (there's gonna' be a shitload of smut here...among other things)
Title: CRUSH: Uke Ichigo Collection
Author: BonneNuit
Summary: This is a collection of one shots, two shots, three shots and anything in between. All of them will include Ichigo as the uke with his respective seme. There is no other uke, consider yourself warned.
(Fair warning, so far I've only read the first chapter so tread cautiously)
Pairing(s): A LOT 😆
Rating: M
Warning(s): Smut (there's gonna' be a shitload of smut here...among other things)
Title: CRUSH: Uke Ichigo Collection
Author: BonneNuit
Summary: This is a collection of one shots, two shots, three shots and anything in between. All of them will include Ichigo as the uke with his respective seme. There is no other uke, consider yourself warned.
(Fair warning, so far I've only read the first chapter so tread cautiously)
P205
"Big, balumptuous, buttcheecks on your chest."
(apparently there is such a word as 'balumptuous' albeit unofficially)
(just look the word up at Urban Dictionary 😁)
(apparently there is such a word as 'balumptuous' albeit unofficially)
(just look the word up at Urban Dictionary 😁)
P204
"Boobs aren't just this like magical air balloon thing that like just completely like is a shelf on the body like boobs aren't really this. Although you can make this way to be an exaggeration. It just looks like a chest ass if you will. And it just-"
(I swear that video just popped up when I refreshed the page)
(I swear that video just popped up when I refreshed the page)
P203
Oh my god yOU FUCKING IDIOT.
Your stalker sends you a letter saying that he's "closer than you think" and what do you do?
YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR AND DRIVE AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.
WHERE YOU ARE SAFER WITH YOUR FUCKING GUARDIAN.
WTF.
You might as well serve yourself up on a goddamn silver platter while you're at it.
Not only that bUT YOU ALSO WENT TO A PLACE WITH LITTLE TO NO PEOPLE.
UNBELIEVABLE.
ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE TO GET RAPED?
(ugh at least your long lost father showed up just in time)
Your stalker sends you a letter saying that he's "closer than you think" and what do you do?
YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR AND DRIVE AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.
WHERE YOU ARE SAFER WITH YOUR FUCKING GUARDIAN.
WTF.
You might as well serve yourself up on a goddamn silver platter while you're at it.
Not only that bUT YOU ALSO WENT TO A PLACE WITH LITTLE TO NO PEOPLE.
UNBELIEVABLE.
ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE TO GET RAPED?
(ugh at least your long lost father showed up just in time)
P202
Fandom: NARUTO
Pairing(s): NONE.
Rating: K+
Warning(s): This fic PURE CRACK.
Title: Twenty Minutes of Freedom
Author: Watercolor Ink
Summary: Kyuubi wants freedom, but to gain it he has to make a little deal with Naruto.
(LOL)
Pairing(s): NONE.
Rating: K+
Warning(s): This fic PURE CRACK.
Title: Twenty Minutes of Freedom
Author: Watercolor Ink
Summary: Kyuubi wants freedom, but to gain it he has to make a little deal with Naruto.
(LOL)
P199
That moment when the tension builds up and you know that a character is about to get fucked (literally) is worse than all of the jumpscares in every single horror movie in existence (that's an exaggeration but I can't think of anything else so there).
P198
Fandom: BLEACH
Pairing(s): Platonic Urahara/Ichigo, Isshin/Ichigo
Rating: T-M
Warning(s): Incest, Underage ('cuz Ichigo is like 15 or 16 and his dad is probably twice or thrice his age) (not sure about Uruhara's age tho and I'm too lazy to find out sooo)
Title: Abuse
Author: Unbidden_Angel
Summary: Kisuke thinks Isshin is abusing his son.
('Kisuke' is Urahara's first name in case you're wondering who the hell Kisuke is)
(I think Ichigo's dad has a daddy kink...just sayin')
Pairing(s): Platonic Urahara/Ichigo, Isshin/Ichigo
Rating: T-M
Warning(s): Incest, Underage ('cuz Ichigo is like 15 or 16 and his dad is probably twice or thrice his age) (not sure about Uruhara's age tho and I'm too lazy to find out sooo)
Title: Abuse
Author: Unbidden_Angel
Summary: Kisuke thinks Isshin is abusing his son.
('Kisuke' is Urahara's first name in case you're wondering who the hell Kisuke is)
(I think Ichigo's dad has a daddy kink...just sayin')
P196
L M F A O (i ship it)
- Naruto Shippuuden movie 3
-
- their_darkness wrote in kakairu
- APRIL 22ND, 2010
I was just wondering if anyone's seen the 3rd Naruto Shippuuden movie yet? It just gotted subbed by a group I'm not sure I'm supposed to name in this community? XDD
I don't really have much to say about it other than that the last minute made up the rest of the movie.
It seems we aren't the only one who think Kakashi is seriously gay! :D Too bad they seem to pair him up with the wrong person. Poor Naruto, he's all creeped out.
ps: Also note how Neji is cocking his hip while standing over Sai. I'm sorry, I swear I've never even thought about these two before. But that image just struck me as... Well.
P194
I would probably jump from fandom to fandom 'cuz I read what I like okay? If I somehow stumble upon a fic with a ship that I find interesting then I'll read more fics about that ship. I mean, the reason that I'm currently addicted to NARUTO is all because of that KakaNaru fic.
(Now that I think about it, I think I started reading 'sakura is strong' AKA 'sakura is not a complete useless bitchy little shit' fics with not a hint of romance whatsoever and then for some reason I read THAT and things went downhill from there)
(The THAT I'm referring to is the KakaNaru fic I just mentioned)
(Time Travel AUs, in my humble opinion, are THE BEST)
(and also THE MOST FRUSTRATING BECAUSE WTF JUST ASK FOR HELP DAMMIT YOU CAN'T DO EVERYTHING BY YOURSELF UGH)
(Now that I think about it, I think I started reading 'sakura is strong' AKA 'sakura is not a complete useless bitchy little shit' fics with not a hint of romance whatsoever and then for some reason I read THAT and things went downhill from there)
(The THAT I'm referring to is the KakaNaru fic I just mentioned)
(Time Travel AUs, in my humble opinion, are THE BEST)
(and also THE MOST FRUSTRATING BECAUSE WTF JUST ASK FOR HELP DAMMIT YOU CAN'T DO EVERYTHING BY YOURSELF UGH)
P193
Fandom: BLEACH
Pairing(s): Dark Ichigo/Ichigo
Rating: T
Warning(s): Evil Rukia (never really liked her to begin with sooo)
Title: Shaper
Author: Alowl
Summary: When Ichigo breaks, it falls to Shiro to pick up the pieces.
(Shiro is Dark Ichigo. Which is ironic because 'shiro' means white and he's called Dark Ichigo)
Pairing(s): Dark Ichigo/Ichigo
Rating: T
Warning(s): Evil Rukia (never really liked her to begin with sooo)
Title: Shaper
Author: Alowl
Summary: When Ichigo breaks, it falls to Shiro to pick up the pieces.
(Shiro is Dark Ichigo. Which is ironic because 'shiro' means white and he's called Dark Ichigo)
P192
Fandom: NARUTO
Pairing(s): One-Sided Kyuubi/Naruto, Slight Naruto/Sakura
Rating: M
Warning(s): Haha kill me. Rape, Gore, Torture, Violence...yeah
Title: A Demon's Love
Author: Uchizaki
Summary: Naruto releases the Kyuubi. Kyuubi claims to love Naruto. A demon's love is quite different.
(I skipped the warnings so I didn't really know what to expect when I read this. All I knew was that it's BL so asjdjffjkdksplbtsuhekjjggjfgsklls;;as)
(I kinda' regret it but not really xD)
Pairing(s): One-Sided Kyuubi/Naruto, Slight Naruto/Sakura
Rating: M
Warning(s): Haha kill me. Rape, Gore, Torture, Violence...yeah
Title: A Demon's Love
Author: Uchizaki
Summary: Naruto releases the Kyuubi. Kyuubi claims to love Naruto. A demon's love is quite different.
(I skipped the warnings so I didn't really know what to expect when I read this. All I knew was that it's BL so asjdjffjkdksplbtsuhekjjggjfgsklls;;as)
(I kinda' regret it but not really xD)
P190
!!MANGA REC!!
Super cute and adorable!! *screaming*
Title: Cirque Arachne
Author(s): Saida Nika
Artist(s): Saida Nika
Genre(s): Romance, Shoujo Ai, Sports
Summary: Teti joins the Cirque Arachne, a troupe of acrobats, and finds herself captivated by one member in particular...
Rating: T-M (There's like, 2 pages of barely-there-action so...yeah)
Warning(s): Umm...
P189
Fandom: NARUTO (It's to be expected at this point)
Pairing(s): Kakashi/Naruto
Rating: T
Warning(s): Age Difference (don't worry, Naruto is legal), Implications? (This is Kakashi we're talking about here)
Title: Get Your Sexy Out
Author: black.k.kat
Summary: Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.
(The only thing that I could say about this fic is that I'm grateful that Kakashi waited until Naruto is legal *shrug*)
(also: KakaNaru *SCREAMING*)
Pairing(s): Kakashi/Naruto
Rating: T
Warning(s): Age Difference (don't worry, Naruto is legal), Implications? (This is Kakashi we're talking about here)
Title: Get Your Sexy Out
Author: black.k.kat
Summary: Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.
(The only thing that I could say about this fic is that I'm grateful that Kakashi waited until Naruto is legal *shrug*)
(also: KakaNaru *SCREAMING*)
P188
Fandom: NARUTO
Pairing(s): Gaara/Naruto
Rating: K+
Warning(s): NONE.
Title: When I Become Hokage
Author: Animeloves001
Summary: When I become Hokage, it'll be easier for us. When I become Hokage maybe, just maybe we'll have a chance to finally be together. But for now, we'll just wait.
(OH MY GOD THIS SHIP IS SO ADORABLE HOLY-!!)
Pairing(s): Gaara/Naruto
Rating: K+
Warning(s): NONE.
Title: When I Become Hokage
Author: Animeloves001
Summary: When I become Hokage, it'll be easier for us. When I become Hokage maybe, just maybe we'll have a chance to finally be together. But for now, we'll just wait.
(OH MY GOD THIS SHIP IS SO ADORABLE HOLY-!!)
P187
Fandom: NARUTO
Pairing(s): Kyuubi/Naruto
Rating: T
Warning(s): NONE.
Title: Sleepless
Author: Animeloves001
Summary: "Come here kit, I won't bite...much."
(AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHA I'm pretty sure that single line summarizes what's gonna' happen)
(or what won't happen 'cuz there ain't no smut here)
Pairing(s): Kyuubi/Naruto
Rating: T
Warning(s): NONE.
Title: Sleepless
Author: Animeloves001
Summary: "Come here kit, I won't bite...much."
(AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHA I'm pretty sure that single line summarizes what's gonna' happen)
(or what won't happen 'cuz there ain't no smut here)
P186
Naruto
Blind-ish!Sakura!
(You'll understand once you read the fic)
Also: Daddy!Ibiki!! (NO NOT THAT KIND WTF EW)
The Gift of Sight, a naruto fanfic | Fanfiction
Nothing could hide from her.
To a five-year-old girl left to fend for herself, survival came first. Everything else could wait.
Rating: T
Warning(s): The "summary" I gave may be kinda' angsty-ish but trust me, there's really not that much angst here like, from what I remember of the fic there's probably almost none. There will be fluff tho. Like. You will shit rainbows.
Blind-ish!Sakura!
(You'll understand once you read the fic)
Also: Daddy!Ibiki!! (NO NOT THAT KIND WTF EW)
The Gift of Sight, a naruto fanfic | Fanfiction
Nothing could hide from her.
To a five-year-old girl left to fend for herself, survival came first. Everything else could wait.
Rating: T
Warning(s): The "summary" I gave may be kinda' angsty-ish but trust me, there's really not that much angst here like, from what I remember of the fic there's probably almost none. There will be fluff tho. Like. You will shit rainbows.
P185
HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT.
You're in a fucking forest.
Again.
Why are you in a fucking forest?
Why a forest?
Why??
People don't do...things like that in a fucking forest.
Talk about unsanitary.
Dudes, what the fuck were you thinking.
WHY.
WHY.
You're in a fucking forest.
Again.
Why are you in a fucking forest?
Why a forest?
Why??
People don't do...things like that in a fucking forest.
Talk about unsanitary.
Dudes, what the fuck were you thinking.
WHY.
WHY.
P184
I love how in fanfiction when kids catch their parents doing the dirty and the parents always play it off as a "game".
I don't know why but it just cracks me up.
I don't know why but it just cracks me up.
P183
Naruto
Namikaze Minato/Kyuubi (or Kurama whichever you prefer to call 'im)
Why yes. This fic IS BL.
*SCREAMING*
They would need a new couch.
Third time that year.
Rating: M
Warning(s): LEMON (Like, holy shit)
P181
LET'S START OFF WITH A FIC FROM MY NEWEST OBSESSION SHALL WE?!
Naruto
(BECAUSE FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS FANDOM)
The author didn't mention it but this fic is kind of (read: totally) a crack fic.
Team Seven's Hit List, a naruto fanfic | FanFiction
"You're at the top of our hit list, did you know?" Naruto says cheerfully.
"That means we're going to keep you alive for a very, very long time," Kakashi adds. "And we're going to enjoy it."
"How many genjutsu would be enough?" Sasuke asks.
Rating: T
Naruto
(BECAUSE FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS FANDOM)
The author didn't mention it but this fic is kind of (read: totally) a crack fic.
Team Seven's Hit List, a naruto fanfic | FanFiction
"You're at the top of our hit list, did you know?" Naruto says cheerfully.
"That means we're going to keep you alive for a very, very long time," Kakashi adds. "And we're going to enjoy it."
"How many genjutsu would be enough?" Sasuke asks.
Rating: T
P179
I AM BACK BITCHES!
It's been what? A year?
(Yep definitely a year)
So many fanfics to read yet so little time to actually read them!
Do you know how much it pains me? Well? DO YOU??
It's been what? A year?
(Yep definitely a year)
So many fanfics to read yet so little time to actually read them!
Do you know how much it pains me? Well? DO YOU??
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Neji would look like a model if his top half wasn't cut off u_u He could be in a Loreal commercial with his hair.
Well, Kakashi just recognized Obito in Naruto and said "You're just like him" and Naruto reacted badly: "S-say what? Creepy grins outta nowhere aren't cool!"
Kakashi: "Ha?"
Hinata: "How impure..."
Kakashi: "Huh? W-what?" (This is the moment where he's realizing where this is heading and is already fearing Iruka's reaction when he gets back home, teehee :p)
Hinata: "I had no idea Kakashi-sensei had such... preferences."
Sai: "The book says that over time, when two parties both feel their hearts pounding, it can lead to love... But I don't know about two guys..."
Shikamaru: "Come on, are you serious?"
Kakashi: "No wait! It's not like that-"
Lee: "Gai-sensei said that this is also part of the springtime youth!"
Tenten: "I knew it."
Naruto: "Wha-?"
Naruto: "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!" *runs off*
Kakashi: "It's not like that, Naruto!" (he's worried Naruto's gonna tell Iruka :D) *runs after Naruto* "Wait up!"
Naruto: "Stay away!"
Kakashi: "Naruto!" (really worried :D)
Naruto: "No!"
It was pretty epic.